vvalruses: yoitsmargaux: vvalruses: volkSWAGen ohoho i see what you did there oh thank god i thought no one saw that giant and bolded fucking word right there
blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right the two most important things in every girl’s life the boobs and the laptop
p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
mattfrombusted: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other i think kelsey was
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
adventure-itsoutthere: BARTY CROUCH junior
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom
doctor-wats0n: ok i know i’m almost out of ink but my printer is getting a little overdramatic
toujiii: do you ever otp and you just
burgrs: how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
estepdouble0heaven: Walk into school Friend: We get to watch The Lorax in science today. Me: THE ONE WITH THE SEXY ONCE-LER? friend: What?! THE ONE THE SEXY ONCE LER! Im sorry…but its true.
pizza: behind-these-fangirl-eyes: cempai: why want the d when you can have the p I’m waiting for the pizza chick’s obnoxious comment about how everyone wants her evEry1 wantz meee!1!!1! is that obnoxious enough for you huh punk
I don't know how people could draw a hand like...
sodamnrelatable: When I draw a hand, it looks like this;